Emily's 10 Commandments

This is what one of my suitemates wrote up for me after three weeks of school
1Thou shalt sew everyone's ripped, torn, and tattered clothing...
2 Thou shalt dress to impress thyself and only thyself...
3Thou shalt burp the loudest out of e'erybody in da world...
4Thou shalt sew a button on to thy clothing at the last second and then decide if it looks okay...
5 Thou shalt remain a slave unto the Deli...
6 Thou shalt know exactly hoow to ride the bus and teach everyone else how...
7 Thou shalt listen to Jessica when tryin to procrastinate on homework...
8 Thou shalt read bedtime stories about saving our virginity for marriage, to the freshman...
9 Thous shalt spend 2 hours curlin thy hair and then seeing how much attention thou may get from it
10 Thou shalt yellith at they computer and then tellith e'erybody around you now to listen...